I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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