So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I hate all girls vehemently.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Randomize
