I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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