im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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