I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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