it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
She needs sedatives and a leash
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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