I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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