I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Btw I puked in your glovebox
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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