Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
We got so high we made milksteak
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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