I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
two words...techno handjob
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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