So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
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