Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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