I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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