its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Randomize
