woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
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