your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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