Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
He felt like a one man threesome
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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