I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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