I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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