so that wasnt chicken after all
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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