we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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