Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I'm like, not good at living.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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