There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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