But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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