Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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