apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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