i think my tv is drunk
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
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