I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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