I hate all girls vehemently.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
it was like eating out sand paper
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
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