TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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