No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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