Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
