at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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