it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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