Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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