Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
How naked do you want me to be?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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