? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Dick very happy bro
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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