I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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