I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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