so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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