It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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