he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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