We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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