i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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