When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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