I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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