called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Randomize