ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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