They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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