just come out here and I will go home with you...
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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