Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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