the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
i think i just lost a toe
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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