Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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