All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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